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Name Demotivational Poster


THE BLUES - dyin' lonely on a broken down cot


TAGS: find your blues name
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

Thunderstrike - July 12, 2012, 10:26 pm
Skinny Killer Jackson
jonbrooke - March 22, 2012, 2:04 am
Boney Harp McGee...
MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 11:59 pm
Bony Sugar Jones!
jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:25 am
nice
jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:24 am
Boney Foot Parker
mij9179 - February 12, 2012, 5:55 pm
Boney Money Lee
Haner - February 5, 2012, 10:45 pm
Bald Bad Boy Rivers.....cool
Wytch - January 31, 2012, 11:18 pm
Ugly Fingers Hopkins
Arvantillian - January 31, 2012, 12:22 pm
Sticky Dog Brown.....hahahaha
falloutghoul - January 30, 2012, 8:01 pm
Buddy Gumbo Johnson
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:15 pm
Texas Gumbo Lee. That sounds pretty good.
GySgt1811a - January 28, 2012, 4:06 pm
Boney Legs Hopkins
beastmaster - January 28, 2012, 3:01 pm
Boney Killer Lee
pharaoh15 - January 28, 2012, 2:21 pm
Old Gumbo Franklin
nytescape - January 28, 2012, 2:14 pm
old liver jefferson
rerun - January 28, 2012, 12:26 pm

Ugly Bones McGee
pratham - January 28, 2012, 12:24 pm
sleepy gumbo lee.
Maddness - January 28, 2012, 3:39 am
Boney Lemon Parker.
caveman - January 28, 2012, 2:29 am
Skinny fingers green
Sho - January 28, 2012, 12:33 am
Blind Foot Smith
CleverUserName - January 28, 2012, 12:06 am
Sticky Harp MCGee - 5L's
Hawamleh - January 27, 2012, 11:36 pm
Skinny Gumbo Rivers, 5ls
ICEMAN - January 27, 2012, 10:59 pm
Sleepy Dog Franklin. I'm feelin' it baby.
Bizy - January 27, 2012, 8:57 pm
Buddy Hips Smith.... Yep i'd definitely be a one hit wonder
desdecardo - January 27, 2012, 8:04 pm
Sleepy Killer Brown. No relation to Cleveland.
TwistedNinjaPirate - January 27, 2012, 7:56 pm
Seen this around lately... Screamin' Fingers Davis!
LyssaGal - January 27, 2012, 7:20 pm
Fat Bad Boy Bailey. ???
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:01 pm
Toothless Liver Hopkins... that's gr5ss !
MashiMashi - January 27, 2012, 6:25 pm
peg leg bones blue


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:22 pm
Sounds like wives that can't mind their own business kill as many people as guns. Anyone else take that away from this?
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE -


TAGS: middle names
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krissie - August 6, 2011, 6:37 pm
LMAO! I'm 38 years old...my mom used my FULL NAME earlier this year...That STILL gets my stomach in knots!
GySgt1811 - November 17, 2010, 7:08 pm
When I was a kid I thought my middle name was "Dammit!" 5 spankings!


DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.


TAGS: kitty unreal tournament double kill
Rating: 3.16/5

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GaryO - September 17, 2015, 7:13 am
To the contrary, steve. In order to have a lifelong commitment, one must have a life. Then again, I s’pose lifeless, posterless compulsive commenters could just be committed.
steve1961 - September 17, 2015, 12:06 am
I congratulate on your ability to remain nobody of distinction. I see that it is a life-long commitment.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:43 pm
I see one bird in this picture. The other one is a chipmunk. Ha ha, you wrote that comment in 2008 and no one cares about these words.
Bonesy - April 24, 2009, 5:28 pm
Overachievers: Every species has them
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 1:50 pm
Awe....he brought presents! Good kitty!
pro - September 5, 2008, 1:19 am
Killing two birds with one ... cat?
Sean, et al. - September 5, 2008, 12:43 am
(Love it, even though I adore chipmunks and like birds. But my gods can do no wrong. 'Cept maybe on the carpet and I step in it, before seeing it. Ah well.)


ELEPHANT COAT -


TAGS: her nickname is dayam
Rating: 4.38/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:18 am
OOOOOhhh! I just found out there is a name for that game...can't remember it now though. What was I saying? Oh, yeah...5
Master - April 19, 2011, 5:29 pm
An elephant needing a raincoat! Now, the fish will want parasols!


KNOCK OFFS - Hellno Kitty!


TAGS: copied brand names
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 12, 2013, 12:24 am
Well thank you, glad it gave you a guffaw!
horkbijar - October 11, 2013, 6:05 pm
....BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA*gasp!* this is freakin awsome!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 11:25 pm
And thank you for the laugh.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 10:50 pm
Hear the ending is pretty much a copy of all the others...teehee. Thanks for the read kyronic.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:52 pm
I kind of want to see that movie now... I have a feeling it'd be better than Superman Returns.


PENMANSHIP -


TAGS: write your name in snow
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:15 pm
You weren't complaining last night.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 1:54 pm
... or "NEEDLEMANSHIP" as the case (of beer) may be ...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 9:40 am
It's all about perspective....with her it's like tossing a h** dog down a hallway anyways....It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale.
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2010, 9:34 am
she told me, said it was really cold outside, and the "pencil" was right down to the eraser
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 9:28 am
I spelled "Grey Scorpion is lame" last night...but you'll notice it's in your Mom's handwriting.
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 9:08 am
With what??? Never mind.
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2010, 9:00 am
We did it!! It took a case of beer, and numerous tries, but Moo+ finally remembered to dot the "i" in "Scorpion"


Suspects -


TAGS: names hate sharpie die suspects
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2013, 11:40 am
I don't think I hate anyone enough to screw with them from beyond the grave, but thanks for the tip.
Rudedog - May 25, 2013, 10:38 pm
To many suspects


IN TWENTY YEARS - One of the most frustrating things kids will face is finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken


TAGS: in twenty years screen name
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

calvin5040 - January 27, 2013, 11:16 pm
Some websites are starting to delete 2 year dormit accounts so probably won't happen once most websites start doing it.
forseti - December 19, 2011, 2:26 am
LOL!


PARENTS -


TAGS: revenge is a strip club named mimis
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Sean

sear3489 - May 5, 2011, 10:48 pm
she needs to be kicked in the face
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:31 pm
i hate parents like this
temp - October 4, 2009, 5:49 pm
She will be very popular with all males in about 5-8 years.
Sean - August 23, 2009, 9:49 pm
I wish punctuation showed up in the tags because the strip club is named Mimi's.


SOUND ADVICE FROM DR. STRANGELOVE -




MOOOOOO? -


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies d*** it all
Rating: 3.44/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a g** fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...d***.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am
Foiled again! 5.


PLAYING WITH YOUR PET ROCK -


TAGS: i named mine bob
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:33 pm
My brain almost started to hurt when I saw the picture, but the "instructions" made it all better. Lol! I can't believe anyone fell for that.


ON CONTRARY - To Popular Belief, God's Last Name is Not "Damn It"




HIS NAME IS MOK - So thanks alot.


TAGS: mok my name is rock rule and heavy metal animation animated
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by jalford

BoneCD - August 1, 2009, 7:37 pm
That's a 1...You're going to f***ing die!
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
*"... you know wot's ..."
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
jalford, Hun, listen up, k? First you make some friends out there in the real world. Then you say to them, "Hey, you wot's cool ...." And just make sure the part that follows "cool" is age approprate to your (unfortunate) audience.


NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about




INGENUITY -




ROFLMAO - The Girl's Last Name is COLLINS...


TAGS: name kid fail
Rating: 3.68/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 23, 2010, 6:17 pm
I got a good chuckle out of it. 5L


SUUUUEEEE -


TAGS: calendar girl named sue
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - June 7, 2011, 9:40 pm
Nice.
Reality Lord - June 7, 2011, 7:22 pm

lol


CHASTITY -




TALK TO THE HAND -




NAME YOUR POISON -


TAGS: junechallenge name your poison
Rating: 4.53/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:01 am
Beautiful.


TURN ON THE WAGNER -


TAGS: apocalypse now vietnamese
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - October 6, 2012, 8:36 am
For Never Forgetting 5L.
Reality Lord - October 5, 2012, 5:10 pm

i'm going to hell for laughing. not lol'ing...i mean really laughing hard. 5L...you bastard.


BUTT DRILLING - Who To Call When Ex-Lax Just Ain't Enough


TAGS: i hope thats just the owners name
Rating: 3.57/5

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R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:49 am
There are WAY too many people gathering to watch! They must be good at what they do! :)


A FAILSAFE... - ...does not apply here.




TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...




FOOLS -


TAGS: first name mister middle name period last name t
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:40 am
Yes!


20 OTHER BANDS - Name them (original post by Airman)


TAGS: twenty other bands guess names
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Goudou54

williamcompton - November 12, 2010, 11:30 am
mmmm id guess 311, RHCP, led zepplin, hives, NIN erm idk the clash
Derek - November 11, 2010, 4:51 pm
Ohhhh REM -for the first one.
crankyhead - November 9, 2010, 5:46 pm
right you are Airman, that makes a lot more sense. =)
Airman - November 9, 2010, 5:25 pm
bottom left is Nirvana..
crankyhead - November 9, 2010, 4:35 pm
bottom left = the ohms
slumstyle - November 9, 2010, 4:28 pm
only one i could guess that no one else got is arcade fire.
Derek - November 9, 2010, 4:22 pm
Coldplay, The Hives, King Crimson, The Pixies, Daft Punk, and Joy Division. Top and bottom left?
forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:24 am
and AC/DC and The Clash
forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:18 am
Very nice, thx! I'll start with Scorpions, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Queen (again?), Red h** Chili Peppers, Nine Inch Nails, Judas Priest...


MY INNER CHILD -




NAME YOUR POISON? -


TAGS: name your poison challenge
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:38 pm
Poetically haunting.


WELCOME TO... - Something, something, something maugg


TAGS: long ass name
Rating: 3.17/5

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vlad9885 - August 28, 2012, 4:30 pm
Lol I passed that plaza the other day. I actualy knew someone that could say that
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 27, 2009, 11:27 am
I can read pizza and beer I could care less about the name of the strip-mall.


halloween word search -


TAGS: username puzzle
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Reality Lord - October 9, 2013, 6:47 am

Wow...frickin wow ug. This had to be alot of work. Huge 5
Silverheart - October 9, 2013, 3:14 am

Found silverheart, knaive, thoughtfull and restless... also found a bunch of Moti-regulars names in there! I think señor ughomer (whose name is also in there) made this himself! Good one, uggy!
CloudchaserS - October 8, 2013, 11:51 pm
Outgoing, insecure, passionate, caveman
spacedog - October 8, 2013, 10:57 pm
Passionate, restless, outgoing, fap.
Greeny - October 8, 2013, 7:46 pm
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?
falloutghoul - October 8, 2013, 7:03 pm
"SpaceDog" LOL!
Silverheart - October 8, 2013, 6:31 pm

Silver, eh?
mariand - October 8, 2013, 6:21 pm
jee... there's my nickname... amsome work UG!
ughomer - October 8, 2013, 5:06 pm
Row seven from the left, I meant. Thanks for the 5 Lions.
ughomer - October 8, 2013, 5:05 pm
Look down (in row 7 from r)to find your own cute moniker, baby doll.
lgvernon - October 8, 2013, 4:41 pm

passionate, thoughtful, silver, realityl oooooohhh! 5L
CaptMickeyd - October 8, 2013, 3:34 pm
Bug, Run, Beard, REality


BREED MY PAIN -


TAGS: do you call my name
Rating: 5/5

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Oiler - January 29, 2013, 2:11 pm
A little tough on my old eyes...but one of your best Bull. Great message 5L
motifayk - June 25, 2012, 11:55 am
To think is to Rebel. The fear of losing those scary chains of restraint in a muddled world. Ahh! I lost control of my thought5...
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 10:25 pm
TL; DR
CloudchaserS - June 18, 2012, 8:22 am
Welcome to where time stands still, no one leaves and no one will...they keep me locked up in this cage, can't they see that's why my brain says rage?


THE TOWN - Meet the nighbors from hell.


TAGS: town name fail
Rating: 4.28/5

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FOOTPRINTS -


TAGS: who names an owl heyzooz anyway
Rating: 3.77/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:15 pm
I didn't know he was white!
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls, Bravo Haar.
erock - February 9, 2010, 4:20 pm
awesome!
CANADA - February 9, 2010, 4:18 pm
I dont get it
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 10:23 am
I know! Why is it doing so poorly?!? C'mon, people... This is a 5 for sure.
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 10:21 am
I'd give this 20L if I could.


SLOW & STEADY -


TAGS: never bet on a snail named wrongway lightning
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:09 pm
Hey thanks man. But all the credit -- humor-wise -- goes to the one I bet heavy on ... can you guess which one is Wrongway Lightening? What can I say? I had a tip he (he? "they" acutally, if you know what I mean *cough*) was due.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 3:14 pm
This brilliant piece of work is destined for 2.9!


ONLY IN AUSTRALIA - Makes you wonder what name we'd give Viagra...


TAGS: aptly named
Rating: 3.35/5

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pzykosiz - April 1, 2011, 1:11 am
i think we call it "get up ya mongrel"
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 11:01 pm

lol...nice


STINGER WAS ALWAYS DRAGGING - his butt across the floor. The vet diagnosed him with a rare condition called Carpet-Tunnel.




PRIDE -




NO NAME - A man who embodies utter cooolness, does not need one.




OR MAYBE ITS I SAID SO -




KIM, YOU SUCK! - He had a hard time making friends when he was young




TIS THE SEASON -




IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL -


TAGS: not a tribute names are pure accident
Rating: 4.56/5

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Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:24 pm
Solid gold!!!5L


YOUR NAME -


TAGS: your name honor proud
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by rerun

forseti - April 14, 2010, 8:07 pm
Guest?? He should register so he can vote and post comments!
rerun - April 14, 2010, 7:52 pm

Edgar Guest
Dons89 - April 14, 2010, 2:50 am
Who is the author of the poem?
5butjam - April 12, 2010, 4:57 am
Woah woah woah, don't nspire me to do actual work! Procrastination is difficult enough....
forseti - April 12, 2010, 4:17 am
bad motifake! - that's a great motivational poster!! 5L!


SPACEDOG -


TAGS: she broke his heart when she turned out to be a russian spy named laika
Rating: 4.13/5

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ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:10 pm
5L
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 8:46 pm
Yes, it is a sad tail of youthful hi-jinks, puppy love and espionage. And it's full of peril. Lots and lots of sweaty all night peril. Thanks Trash. 5Ls.
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 12:49 pm
great tribute. 5l"s


TURN RIGHT -




NICKNAMES -




GOD'S LAST NAME -




YOU WILL HAVE TO PUNCH A HOLE IN IT -


TAGS: christmas tree avatar ornament
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

steve1961 - December 10, 2012, 6:29 pm
5L (6L for the opportunity to punch a hole through the Pengen)
Airman - December 10, 2012, 6:12 pm
that took a bit of work.. very nice
MPsniper - December 10, 2012, 5:08 am
hey....im in there !
Iconoclast - December 9, 2012, 10:53 pm
Go to Zazzle, print it on a mug.
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 4:56 pm
Too awesome greeny! Think I'll print one for each member of my family that thinks I waste my time here...teehee.
rerun - December 9, 2012, 11:10 am

Stellar
CloudchaserS - December 9, 2012, 11:01 am
I'm tempted to actually try that :-)
PapaFox - December 9, 2012, 8:59 am
*Thumbs Up* :-)
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 8:38 am
Dang! Nice work Greeny!
mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:27 am
nice...fav'd & I'll try...hehehe


Age -


TAGS: dirty old man young lady name calling age anniversary
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 25, 2014, 12:15 am
Byatch...the corpse isn't even dead yet!
curlyrocks - July 24, 2014, 1:16 am
"some say I'm robbing the cradle but I say she's robbing the grave" Professor Farnsworth


Be Fore -




Dog -


TAGS: protection attack dog ads names
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:34 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary...and my dog isn't that bad looking too!
GaryO - June 26, 2014, 9:28 pm
What a cutie


human perspectives -




Name Please -


TAGS: muscles men nicknames things happen
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:27 pm
Thanks for pissed my pants laugh reply Dumphque
EmilioDumphque - May 24, 2014, 11:34 pm
"I'm here fer yer daughter, Chuck"


NAME THAT REINDEER -


TAGS: members names story
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 2:15 pm
I hate it too when a man snarfs down a meal that took hours to prepa....ahhhh...yeah that gets my dander up too! Thanks for checkin' out the poster rerun.
rerun - December 22, 2012, 12:44 pm

I'm still fast at one hing...and the wife is forever unhappy
MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 10:28 am
Hey I read between the lines in the stuff you post in the personal stories thread. Too many of them all about your Casanova days. Thanks for the vote sweets.
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 8:25 am
..and the hidden word today is 'ask'
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 8:24 am
Heh heh...rerun...clever, and you where I get MY stuff....5L, cause Mrs M is driving this sleigh


TOUGH DECISIONS -


TAGS: choosing screen names rl
Rating: 4.84/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - May 25, 2011, 11:21 pm
5L, just like back in high school.
Verdeckt - May 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
(Solid) Metal Snake ??? Little bit gehy RL
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
HAHA! Nice...


BARN RAISING TIME -


TAGS: amish names
Rating: 4.83/5

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Names -




... hello ... -




HUMOR -


TAGS: ornaments
Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - July 31, 2012, 8:02 pm
Thanks for the 5L space and just finished a post to yours in the poster evolution thread that might interest you....ohhh the horror, the images.....
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:34 pm
5L Miss P. This should have more votes. Where are forum people that support the contributors?... Answered my own question: they're in the forums. LOL


DAMN CUBBY - You really pissed him off this time


TAGS: take his name in vain
Rating: 4.55/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:06 pm
Love it!!!
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:40 pm
5L and the fav list for this one! Excellent!


NAUSEA - OH GOD PLEASE NO let it be anything but that oh shit...




NAME YOUR POISON-STAR TREK STYLE - Yo quiero Pyrillian Grub Worm Soufflé!


TAGS: name your poison star trek
Rating: 4.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 28, 2016, 8:47 am
Does the black tar that killed Sacha in Next Gen count? Not my favorite episode.


WAIVED -




PEOPLE SENDING A MESSAGE - Because Two Pompous Hood Ornaments Are More Than Enough.




DO YOU VOTE DOWN POSTERS WITHOUT LEAVING A COMMENT? - This also applies to.... Critiquing posters without creating them and re-submitting rejected posters!


TAGS: loser timmy at least have the nuts to leave your name
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

MO - February 24, 2010, 8:17 am
The beard looks good on you Trash!! Loong overdue man!!
agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:39 pm
Timmys are cowards... they don't announce their hate, but most all anti-timmy posters get back-door low ratings.
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:25 pm
I would just like to point out that this was voted down yet no comment was made. I guess the proof is in the poster! You are a sniveling little wuss and you know who you are! Coward.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 4:23 pm
LMAO! Looks GREAT!
DreMagnum - February 22, 2010, 1:22 pm
Aggy, i liked your idea, so i copied it. Sorry.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 12:02 pm
I don't even want to know why pig and elephant DNA are in your stomach.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:46 am
Thanks Jake.... but for whatever reason, anything seafood related doesn't want to stay in my stomach once Guinness is introduced to it. Like pig and elephant DNA.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 10:41 am
@ Aggy, I don't drink Guinness often, it's too heavy for me. But when I do, Clam Chowder and Sourdough Bread go GREAT with it! IMO
lesterinside - February 22, 2010, 3:54 am
How about 5L Mr?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:29 am
Take it easy, TTH.... and thanks for the overwhelming amount of great laughs in comments and posters... great, great posters.
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 1:28 am
G'night TTH.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:26 am
Well I gotta get up for work in a few hours. Good night all and sick dreams.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:25 am
Chocolate? Ok, now you're either screwing with me or hitting on me.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:23 am
or chocolate.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:23 am
Yum. Now I want cheese fries. And you know what? You're 100% right. Fries do work with Guinness. d***, I'm being schooled on Guinness? What has happened to me?
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:21 am
Fries. IMO
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:14 am
And I'm mexican... I don't have shoes.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:14 am
They are an awful combo. In fact, I have yet to find a food that went well with Guinness.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:07 am
Taco's and Guinness sounds awful!
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 1:05 am
only to 10? take off your shoes
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:04 am
It's quasi-mexican... I'm a wannabe tortilla flipper.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:03 am
Uno, due, tre, quattro, cinque, sei, sette, otto, nove, dieci.
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 1:02 am
I try to vote and view every poster every day since I've been here
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:01 am
He has to be able to count up to a dozen to bag the oranges.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 1:00 am
Yeah, like you know your numbers....uno dos tres......
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:00 am
You would look better in a pink dress if those numbers were reversed.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:57 am
LOL TTH..... you like it?!?!?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:56 am
Shaddup, mooooo... I know you vote based on normal opinion. I would have to ban myself if it was quantity... But, I vote on every single poster... so, all my numbers are higher.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice Avatar Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am
I've never asked anyone to answer to their voting... it's not about how many 1L's or 2L's you vote (no, drizzle, 2L's don't keep you off the bomber list). It's targeting that I do not tolerate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am
I only care if I'm getting bombed out of spite *cough Mustyk *cough.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:53 am
I vote 1L quite a bit... 2L or 3L if it's awful, but they put effort into it. But, I don't vote based on user, nor to boost my own ratings... hell, I still get hit from time to time on my cache... but who cares? I give timmys good cause.
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 12:51 am
Absolutely right, Agd.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:49 am
I only vote 1L on offensive posters, I 5 what I like and leave the rest alone. If I 1L a poster I tell the creator why. Thats just my way though.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am
I'm all for low ratings... especially if you rate all posters. Most of us are aware that there's a good 60% we don't like at all. But, selecting target posters isn't the right thing to do. Sorry, guys... thinking out loud here.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am
Woof Woof grrrr sniff Spacedog!
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am
Excellent work all day TTH, 5Ls again.
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 12:02 am
Heh. Yeah, really extroverted, too. ;-)
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:24 pm
Such the charmer.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:20 pm
Maybe we should talk it over over dinner.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:17 pm
I'll bet you 3 to 5 it's me who is on queue detail.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:12 pm
Who has the queue detail tonight?
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:10 pm
And GS? Put me down for lemming.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:09 pm
It's kinda like being invited to a meeting at an Italian restaurant, Agd. Just not sure if I should go down that road or not.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:07 pm
Don't you start, haar! LOL
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
what are you Har, A man or a mouse? ;)
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:03 pm
Uh-oh. I like it alot, TTH, but now I 'm scared to vote.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 11:01 pm
Thanks GS, though i might help ID some of us
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:58 pm
nice avatar personalization Canada!! I like it
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:53 pm
It's part of it... he was 5Ling himself, and knoking off top 5's - as well as 1L targeting an unreal amount of users.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 10:50 pm
Is that how Gullio got banned?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:37 pm
If you bomb top 5 posters to keep yours on top, you will be banned.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:14 pm
Then again, I'm italian... I always compliment a pink skirt.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:13 pm
You've blown it out of the water... incredible stuff across the board!
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 10:12 pm
I have never made this many posters in one day. My back feels great and my smoke is excellent. Thanks for all the votes guys!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:08 pm
GREAT poster, TTH.... and, I agree with the chick in the pink tutu!
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:05 pm
look at all the top 5's TTH has!!...all pretty in pink
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 10:00 pm
I didn't know that i had to say chickFAKES suck and anime blows every time I 1L it


LO, AND BEHOLD! -




SITCOMS - How well do you know them?


TAGS: name the sitcom
Rating: 3.67/5

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Airman - March 8, 2011, 12:29 pm
#6 is Mr. Belvedere, which I never watched. #32 is I love Lucy, next to her is Laverne from Laverne & Shirley, and Cosby is sitting there too
tellitlikeitis - March 8, 2011, 7:17 am
#30 is "Perfect Strangers", #6 almost looks like "Barney Miller"?, #9 "What's Happening" (Rerun keep the blinds closed,lol); #32, I know I've seen this??? She has a very high squeaky voice?
Greeny - March 8, 2011, 6:07 am
#29 is the back of the TV from the Larry Sanders show
rerun - March 7, 2011, 11:38 pm

watched me what? Thought I closed the blinds
CoolioIndeed - March 7, 2011, 11:26 pm
2) Seinfeld(Kramer) 29) Jefferson's(i think) 34)Alf 36) Fresh Prince of Bel-Air(Will Smith) 38)Sabrina the Teenage Witch(Sebastian) 37)Friends(Rachel) 10)All in the Family(Archie) That's all I know.
tellitlikeitis - March 7, 2011, 11:00 pm
Not enough room to say the other sitcoms... Well we're moving on up... to the sky,,, etc. Yes, I suppose I watched a tad too muchL t.v. growing up. Laverne & Shirley, Family Ties, Friends, I also remember the watching Rerun..
tellitlikeitis - March 7, 2011, 10:54 pm
Well, as a person who grew up in the 70's and 4 older siblings.. here goes... 1. The Odd Couple; 2. Seinfeld 3. Mary Tyler Moore; 4. Sanford and Son: 5. Night Court; 6. No Idea??? 7. Who's the Boss; 8. Welcome Back Kotter; 9.?/ 10.Archie
ICEMAN - March 7, 2011, 9:56 pm
Our lil buddy rerun is back there at #9
pzykosiz - March 7, 2011, 9:40 pm
is 36 the fresh prince?
Derek - March 7, 2011, 6:50 pm
I recognise Alf, but everyone else is just alien.


BY ANY OTHER NAME -


TAGS: wots in a name ****speare you tell me
Rating: 3.64/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 11:32 am

revival of greatness
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 10:38 pm
This is brilliant.
Mark - May 21, 2009, 9:28 pm
Yes...Yes I do. All too well.
Sean - May 21, 2009, 9:26 pm
But it's the thought that counts, so, Thanks Sweetums! But it's not yer birthday ... so nice try, if you know what I mean?
Mark - May 21, 2009, 9:14 pm
Hi honey, I'm home and I brought you a dozen bright red Menstrual Flow Flowers just to show you how much I love you. You're right Sean I don't think they'd be big sellers with that name.


YOU KNOW WHAT - I think I can put my dryer in my self




WHEN OTOMMA BENLOTTY - misunderstood the news anchor pronounce the name of FBI's most wanted fugitive, he left and has not been seen since.




SWEET 16 -


TAGS: ncaa tournament bracket busters
Rating: 3.38/5

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Billiam - March 26, 2011, 9:42 pm
owned


MISFORTUNE -




PENDING INFERNO -




(INSERT NAME) -


TAGS: insert name any name jez wtf
Rating: 3.24/5

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agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:38 pm
This is going to burn at me for weeks.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 2:51 pm
I think admin thought that to be a truly motiworthy sh** at aggy, there ought to be thai food on that table and on the screen. He just wanted it done right.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 1:05 am
One of me? What? It's all in good fun... what the hell?
RON - August 1, 2009, 12:58 am
BoneCd tried to get one thru with your name on...again zapped...so this is the best to get thru of yours...lol


KILLER - he's hungry




FROM THE MODERATORS - Thank you for your submission. Upon finding your post rejected, please fill this out and submit immediately. First Name: TIMMIE




GIFTEDNESS -




HOODIE -




YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA -


TAGS: should ve named him rover
Rating: 2.87/5

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Airman - November 10, 2010, 3:19 pm
it's always good to pad your basement now and then.. cracks develop ya know. :-)


IGNORANCE -




COME THITHER LOOK -


TAGS: her name is paaaaaatty
Rating: 2.55/5

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spacedog - August 12, 2009, 1:02 am
LOL
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 12:58 am
(That sounded terrible on this poster).
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 12:56 am
G'night, Bone.
BoneCD - August 12, 2009, 12:54 am
I got to kick the 3 boys out of my bed so I out of here. Night all!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 12:51 am
Niiice. (To quote Agd.)
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 12:47 am
Whell, I cannay fine a cheese, boot I found a beasty tha makes em. It's in the queue.
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 12:21 am
Oh, it is SO on.
sarcasm - August 12, 2009, 12:17 am
Tauntin' the scotsmen ar yeh? Hmm, gonna hav tah luk fer a ***y cheese fer the french then. Yer french ain't cha Haarakkon? ;)
MO - August 10, 2009, 9:51 pm
Hey, that's not Baaaaad 'tall. Maybe it is mable....holy crap!!! Stop looking at my nuts!!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 9:40 pm
Is it in a lamb, out like 5 lions.


MOOOOOOO LIKES PIE - Mentor to young potential Timmies. Bane of the politifakers. But seriously, what's with pie?


TAGS: thats what you get for taking a cheap sh** while your name will show as guest
Rating: 2.53/5

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mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
A man can dream.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:17 pm
Tough luck, moooo.... Philly isn't ALL amish.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:15 pm
Yeah...I'm gonna have to go ahead and say "No thanks" on that.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
after 6 or 10 kids the harness will fit.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:13 pm
Well I LOVE hockey. But I don't know aboot pullin a plow...?
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:13 pm
Never looked down on a.... pie eater.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:12 pm
don't judge me.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:12 pm
Just like Wisconsin!
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:11 pm
Sooooooo......... pie, huh?
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:11 pm
In my country men flock to women who like hockey.....and can pull a plow.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:09 pm
Oh Yeah!!! Not since 1894 have the Phillies won with such a margin of victory!!! I know, you guys don't care. I'm just SO EXCITED!!!
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
Blueberry, of course. But then you could omit pie and insert pancakes if that makes you feel better.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:04 pm
No one likes pie with a peri.... I just can't do it.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:04 pm
Too much wine. See, TTH? You don't neeeeed Jager.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:03 pm
ahhh, but what kind (omitting tasteless pie joke) of pie?
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:01 pm
*omit question mark. Insert period. Too much wine...ugh
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:00 pm
What's with pie? Any time is a good time for pie? That's what.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:56 pm
Lesson? no time for lessons with revenge on the mind!
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:42 pm
No use is getting funnier and funnier ha just needs to make some posters
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:42 pm
Its a little piexelated though!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
I'm telling you "no use" could be funny....and he might do our bidding. You know what I'm saying.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
When TTH told me he took you down to the CLUB after cards...I didn't know he meant the PIE OF THE MONTH CLUB
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:32 pm
5 Lions. Because I feel bad for you.........Bone is creeping me out.. Either you have the greatest memory in the world or you're stalking me ....either way. BLUSH.Tee hee.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:27 pm
Now we know...no fur, more like blueberry, strawberry and rhubarb! 5 Poodles for a quick comeback


ARE YOU KIDDING? -


TAGS: plus the product name is not inticing
Rating: 2.33/5

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Cloudchaser - March 29, 2010, 12:28 am
Best when eaten with a bottle of Sog** bottled water
agdaniele - March 28, 2010, 11:31 pm
Creativity abound.


DEFINITION: HOWARD - The Lord's middle name. "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name."




What's In A Name -


TAGS: women names hurricanes reasons
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - April 20, 2016, 12:14 pm
Ain't that the depressing truth...
MissPriss - April 20, 2016, 12:32 am
Real life...no better demotivational material to be found. Thanks Slick!
Rick69 - April 19, 2016, 3:56 pm
Getting all too real with this one & 180793...
MissPriss - April 19, 2016, 12:28 pm
Thanks jeebus!
JesusWept - April 19, 2016, 4:58 am
Outstanding! ^^^^^Up


emptiness -




You know my name -


TAGS: no no bad dog you know my name it shall live on in infamy
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:39 am
Well spoken, Silver! 5 lion lift of the cup to that!
GaryO - February 5, 2015, 10:14 pm
Good job, now be a smart human and unroll the sports page and read it to me, especially the part where Brady is wearing his MVP trophy up his hind end.
Silverheart - February 5, 2015, 7:33 pm

Keep it up, I've already got the rolled up newspaper!
GaryO - February 5, 2015, 7:12 pm
WOOF!


Bad Name -


TAGS: honor killing bad name
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 7, 2017, 3:13 pm
Special thanks to EmilioDumphque for inspiration.
Reality Lord - February 7, 2017, 3:06 pm

jokes on the barbarians...she's still alive.


Litigation -


TAGS: court suing lawyer judge names
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - December 29, 2015, 11:38 am
Thanks very much! That makes two of us.
GaryO - December 28, 2015, 11:24 pm
Starting to really like yer stuff, Push.


BIRTH NAMES -




Baby Names -


TAGS: children named after twilight
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 10:43 am
Lol! What makes you think that? :D
GaryO - March 7, 2015, 7:48 am
I'm gonna stick my neck out and venture that Cynic has sumpm stickin' in his craw here


PARENTAL HUMOR -




Get NJP'd a lot? -




ZOO ANIMAL NAMES -


TAGS: zoo animal names clever cute
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 5:47 am
Oh no! Now I'll have to get out the paper towels!
mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 5:42 am
HAHAHAHA!!!!! sprayed the coffee on that one! Good 1 Scorp!^!!!!!


Early Signs -




Got you something on my trip. -




Works For Me -


TAGS: alcoholics anonymous logic drinking names
Rating: 4.86/5

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rerun - September 11, 2015, 8:15 pm

When I moved to my hick town, there was a liquor store here that gave 15% off to people turning in their sobriety coins.
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 1:41 pm
AA's new slogan cuz it's getting too d*** expensive to mint those sobriety coins.
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 11:05 am
very tidy, as usual


Your face when -




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